I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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