Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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