there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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