We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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