you turned your livingroom into a bong?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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