She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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