check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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