I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
there is glitter all over my balls
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