I'm jealous of your bromance
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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