Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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