physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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