fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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