i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
