Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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