We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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