i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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