Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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