I've blown a few things in my day
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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