he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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