Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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