It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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