that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this is an emotional support booty call
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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