can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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