It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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