I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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