I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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