NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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