Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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