Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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