whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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