Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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