We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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