If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
