I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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