Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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