Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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