Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She said her name was "party"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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