I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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