I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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