If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I will be naked everywhere
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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