can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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