I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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