you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
All the doctor said was why
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
