I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
