I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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