I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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