Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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