do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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