What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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