how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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